Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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