Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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