i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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