i don't like sucking hair
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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