xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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