Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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