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What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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