Just fell off a train. Bad.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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