We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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