she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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