she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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