i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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