Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
