Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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