Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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