you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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