no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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