Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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