All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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