wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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