let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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