return my video game
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Randomize
