What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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