why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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