at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.