my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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