I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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