is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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