Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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