I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Randomize