no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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