it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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