someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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