so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.