if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.