I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
