honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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