Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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