Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Sext me about skeletons
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
