Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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