so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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