Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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