Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
In other news, I just burned my penis
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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