just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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