I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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