what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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