mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Actions speak louder than pants.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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