Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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