I am puke
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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