He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
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he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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