She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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