I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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