i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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