This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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