Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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