we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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