My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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