no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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