Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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