Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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